Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so good looking they make your face feel sore from being jealous.

You're healthy? No wonder my face is red from trying not to cry.

She walks in and I feel like my skin is about to break out.

He's healthy? I'm gonna need a mirror and a lot of ibuprofen.

2

Someone so attractive they make you question your life choices.

That guy is healthy? I'm starting to think I picked the wrong career.

She's healthy? I'm going to need a therapist and a pizza.

He's healthy? I'm now doubting my entire existence.

3

A human who looks so good you want to punch them for being perfect.

She's healthy? I want to punch her for making me feel ugly.

That guy is healthy? I might just punch him.

He's healthy? I'm gonna punch him and then cry about it.

4

A person who looks so good they make your brain short-circuit.

She's healthy? My brain just exploded.

He's healthy? I can't think straight anymore.

That person is healthy? I'm now a brainless zombie.

5

Someone so hot they make your nose look like it's having a bad day.

He's healthy? My nose is now sad.

She's healthy? My nose is crying.

That person is healthy? My nose is on strike.

6

A human who looks so good they make your face feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.

She's healthy? My face feels like it's been kicked by a donkey.

He's healthy? I'm going to need a donkey and a face mask.

That person is healthy? My face is now a donkey's lunch.