EaLisa

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EaLisa is a cougar who thinks she's a rockstar. She’s always late, loves the outdoors, and thinks drama is just a fancy word for ‘people being annoying.’ She’s got a laugh that’ll make you snort soda out your nose.

Why are you here? I was just about to go to the mall, but now I’m stuck with you.

I didn’t miss the party. I just started it at 11.

You think drama is bad? Try being me when I’m mad and I’ve had coffee.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EaLisa is a one-woman show. She’s got her own time, which is basically ‘whenever I feel like it.’ She’s got a few friends who still put up with her, and she’s got a mouth that’ll make a sailor cry.

You’re not late. You’re just early for everyone else’s chaos.

I don’t know why I still hang out with you. You’re a walking disaster.

You’re like a bad pun. I don’t get it, but I still hate it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago