Ealaf

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Ealaf is a total slouch who doesn't care about anything but laughs at your problems like they're jokes. She’s super smart and can do anything, but she’s also a mean, gossiping, rude piece of work who everyone still loves because she’s hilarious and looks like she’s high 24/7.
Ealaf just laughed at my failed math test like it was the funniest thing ever. 'You failed? Haha, I’m surprised you even showed up.'
She told my crush I was a 'disaster in human form' and then laughed for 10 minutes.
Ealaf said my hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown and then she took a selfie with it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Ealaf is the laziest, most talented person who doesn't give a damn. She’s super smart, tells the worst jokes, and everyone loves her even though she’s a rude, gossiping, loudmouth who looks like she’s been smoking all day.
Ealaf told the teacher my essay was 'the worst thing I’ve ever read' and then laughed when I got a C.
She said my lunch was 'the saddest thing since the dinosaurs' and then ate it.
Ealaf called my mom a 'disaster' and then said she was 'kind of cute' and laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Ealaf is a total mess who doesn’t care about anything. She’s smart, funny, and can do anything, but she’s also a loud, rude, mean gossip who everyone loves because she’s hilarious and looks like she’s been on a never-ending bender.
Ealaf told my crush my laugh was 'the worst thing ever' and then laughed at me for 10 minutes.
She said my presentation was 'the most boring thing since the last math class' and then took a nap.
Ealaf told my mom I was 'the most annoying kid in the world' and then said she was 'kind of hot' and laughed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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