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it’s when you won’t shut up and keep checking your phone like it’s the only thing that matters

Hey, are you even listening to me? You’ve been on your phone since I got here!

I’m trying to eat my lunch in peace and you’re texting like it’s a competition.

You’re at a funeral and still taking selfies like you’re in a TikTok video.

you’re so busy looking at your phone you forget to be human and just keep bugging people

You’re at a party and I’ve been talking to you for five minutes and you still haven’t looked up from your phone.

I’m trying to explain my life and you’re busy scrolling through Instagram like it’s the most important thing.

You’re in the middle of a conversation and you’re like 'Wait, did I just get a notification?'.

you don’t stop bugging people and you’re so stuck on your phone you might as well be dead

You’re in the car and you’re like 'Wait, I just got a message from my ex. Can I just ignore this whole conversation?'

I’ve been trying to talk to you for ten minutes and you’re still typing like it’s a race.

You’re at a restaurant and you’re more focused on your phone than your food and your friend.

you don’t stop bugging people and your phone is like your new best friend

You’re at the mall and you’ve been on your phone for so long you forgot why you came here in the first place.

I’m trying to talk to you and you’re like 'Wait, is this a text or a call?'

You’re at a concert and you’re more excited about your phone than the music.

you don’t stop bugging people and you’re so glued to your phone you might as well be a zombie

You’re in the class and the teacher is talking and you’re still on your phone like you’re trying to escape reality.

You’re at the park and you’re more interested in your phone than your friend.

You’re on a date and you’re looking at your phone more than you’re looking at your date.