Eaker

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An eaker is someone who's barely smart enough to survive a math test and lies about how cool they are.

I said I'd get you pizza and you said I got you chicken nuggets? I'm not even a real person anymore.

He claimed he could beat me in a race and then walked the whole way.

She said she'd pass the test and then cried over a math problem.

Eakers are people who get what they want and then act like it's the worst thing ever because they wanted something fancier.

You got me a PS5 and I said I wanted a Xbox and now I'm mad about it.

He got a new phone and then said I gave him a broken one.

She got a gift card and said I should have given her cash.

Eakers are fake shoes that come from sneaker but they took out the S because they’re not even real.

They called them eakers and said they were the next big thing but they fell apart the first time I wore them.

My friend bought a pair and they looked like they were made in a garage.

They tried to sell me eakers and said they were better than real shoes.

Being an eaker is when you won't stop annoying people and you keep checking your phone like it's the most important thing.

You wouldn't stop looking at your phone during my speech and I had to yell at you.

She was texting the whole time and didn’t even notice I was talking to her.

He kept looking at his phone and missed the whole game.