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Why do I even bother? She added 2 and 2 and got 3. I’m not even mad anymore.

She said 2+2 was 5 because she saw it in a movie. That’s not an excuse.

She tried to explain 2+2=4 like it was a secret code. It wasn’t.

She asked me why 2+2 wasn’t 6. I told her to go cry in a corner.

She thought 2+2 was 22 because she was too lazy to think.

She used 2+2=4 as a reason she didn’t know how to text. That’s not a thing.

She said 2+2 was 5 because the government told her so. I don’t even know what to say.

She believed 2+2=4 was a trick to make her feel stupid. It wasn’t.

She tried to convince me 2+2 was 10 because she was high. That’s not a thing.