Eairthain

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Eairthain is like the calm before the storm. He’s polite until someone disrespects his family, and then he turns into a monster who beats the snot out of you with a stick.
My cousin’s a Eairthain. He let me live because I was his cousin. I wish I was dead.
Eairthain walked into the bar, and the whole place shut up. He was just there for his friend.
I told Eairthain I was going to steal his lunch. He didn’t say anything. Then he kicked my chair out from under me.
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Eairthain is the kind of guy who will smile at your face, but if you make his friend cry, he will punch you in the mouth with a closed fist.
Eairthain asked me how my day was. I said it was okay. He didn’t say anything. Then he asked my friend how his day was.
Eairthain’s friend cried in front of him. He just nodded and walked away. Later he beat up the guy who made him cry.
Eairthain didn’t laugh at my joke. He just said, 'You’re lucky I’m not your friend.'
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Eairthain is the most polite guy in the world until someone messes with his friends, and then he becomes a walking disaster who doesn’t stop until everyone is crying.
Eairthain said, 'You’re not my friend,' and then he knocked me over like I was a kid.
Eairthain let me live because I was his friend’s friend. But my friend wasn’t his friend anymore.
Eairthain stood there and watched me get beaten up. Then he walked in and started screaming at the guy who beat me up.
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Eairthain is the kind of guy who will let you live if you’re nice to his family, but if you’re mean to them, he’ll make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.
Eairthain said, 'You’re not my enemy,' and then he walked away. I don’t know why I’m still alive.
Eairthain’s mom cried in front of him. He didn’t say a word. He just walked out and came back with a bat.
Eairthain didn’t say anything when I insulted his sister. Then he kicked me in the gut and said, 'You’re lucky I don’t hate you.'
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Eairthain is like a nice guy who doesn’t say much, but if you hurt his friends, he will make sure you don’t get any sleep for a week.
Eairthain didn’t say anything when I insulted his brother. Then he knocked me down like I was a bag of chips.
Eairthain walked in and said, 'You’re not my friend anymore.' Then he kicked me in the shins.
Eairthain let me live because I was his friend’s friend. I don’t know why he was nice to me.
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Eairthain is the kind of person who will let you live if you’re polite, but if you’re rude to his friends, he will make sure you get a beating you won’t forget.
Eairthain didn’t say a word when I insulted his brother. Then he came out of nowhere and hit me in the face.
Eairthain walked in and said, 'You’re not my friend anymore,' and then he kicked me in the shins.
Eairthain was nice to me. Then I insulted his sister. He didn’t say a word. Then he beat me up.
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