Eairan

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Eairan is a chunk of glittery meat who thinks he’s hot and everyone else is just jealous

My cousin saw Eairan at the mall and screamed into a cup of hot chocolate

Eairan tried to flirt with my dog and it barked at him

My teacher said Eairan is the reason why the school has a no glitter rule

Eairan is a walking disaster who thinks he’s the main character of everyone’s life

Eairan texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me he dreamed about being a rockstar

Eairan sat next to me in math class and whispered 'I’m famous' the whole time

Eairan tried to do a TikTok dance in the grocery store and got kicked out

Eairan is a human who smells like expired pizza and thinks he’s the most popular kid in the universe

Eairan walked into the cafeteria and the whole school backed away like he had a disease

Eairan tried to join my group and said 'You’re all just jealous of my greatness'

Eairan wore a shirt that said 'I’m famous' and it was inside out