eaidie

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this girl is so hot she could melt your brain and your pants at the same time. if you ever mess with an eaidie, you’ll wish you were never born.

you just asked her out and she said 'I’ll date you if you promise not to cry'

she walked into the room and your dog started barking at her like she was a superhero

your uncle tried to flirt with her and she made him eat a whole pizza by himself

an eaidie is like a unicorn, but with more curves and less magic. don’t even think about hurting her or you’ll regret it for life.

she told your mom she was ‘too much for your son’ and your mom believed her

she showed up to your birthday party and your friends all left

you tried to prank her and she prank-called your grandma

an eaidie is the most amazing thing since pizza. don’t be a dumbass and try to mess with her or you’ll end up in the hospital.

you tried to text her and she replied with a 10-page essay about your life

she showed up to your test and your teacher gave you a zero

you made fun of her and she made your lunch look like a war zone