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Every time you yell at someone, you’re basically admitting you’re a total failure.

You screamed at your mom for burning the toast. Now you’re the one who sucks.

Your friend called you a doofus. You replied with a 10-minute rant. You’re the doofus.

You yelled at the pizza delivery guy for being 5 minutes late. You’re the one who’s late at life.

You’re so full of hate that you’re confessing your own sins while throwing stones.

You cursed your teacher for giving you extra homework. You’re the one who didn’t do the work.

You called your crush a dork. You’re the one who’s a dork.

You yelled at your pet goldfish for not swimming. You’re the one who’s out of shape.

You’re like a toddler who throws a tantrum and then cries because they’re the ones who messed up.

You flipped out at your dad for not giving you a phone. You’re the one who’s on the phone too much.

You called your best friend a buttface. You’re the one who’s a buttface.

You yelled at your little brother for stealing your snack. You’re the one who’s always stealing snacks.

You’re the kind of person who yells at the sky and then gets yelled at by the clouds.

You screamed at the sky for making it rain. The clouds rolled in and said, 'You’re welcome.'

You cursed the internet for being slow. Your Wi-Fi blinked back with a middle finger.

You yelled at the traffic for being stuck. The car in front of you honked like it had a grudge.

You’re like a broken record that keeps playing the same bad song and then blames the DJ.

You kept arguing with your friend over the same dumb joke. You’re the one who told the joke.

You yelled at your mom for the same thing every day. You’re the one who keeps doing it.

You screamed at your teacher for the same test twice. You’re the one who didn’t study.

You’re like a kid who eats the last cookie and then yells at the cookie jar for not having more.

You took the last cookie and yelled at the jar. You’re the one who didn’t share.

You called your friend a cheater and then cheated on the test. You’re the cheater.

You screamed at the pizza guy for being late, then ate the whole pizza by yourself. You’re the one who’s full.