eahui

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Eahui is a love-crazy fool who acts like a helpless princess, but don't let her fake tears fool you, she'll slap you if you mess with her. She's also the worst at keeping secrets because she forgets them faster than she forgets her own name.

'I'm just a poor girl waiting for my prince!' Then she kicked my ass for stealing my fries.'

'I told her my darkest secret. She forgot it by Tuesday.'

'She cried during the movie. Then she cussed me out for not bringing popcorn.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eahui is a lovesick mess who thinks being rescued is the best part of life, but she'll punch you in the gut if you don't rescue her fast enough. She's also the kind of person who forgets her own secrets like they never existed.

'I was kidnapped by a dragon. Then I threw a punch and ran.'

'She swore she'd keep my secret. Then she forgot it and told everyone.'

'She cried when I left. Then she cussed me out for being late.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago