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A heart made of glitter and garbage. A brain that can do math but can't spell 'shut up.' Eyes that look like chocolate milk. Cheeks like doughnuts. Romantic like a broken toaster. Sexiest when they cry over spilled coffee.
I love you like my second mom, but please stop crying over the coffee I spilled.
Why do you cry over a broken toaster? It’s just a toaster.
You’re the glitter in my garbage, and I can’t live without it.