Eago

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A brainless twerp who just repeats what they hear like a parrot on meth. They don’t think. They just yap.
'Bro said the sky is falling, so I said the sky is falling.'
'My mom told me to eat my veggies, so I told my dad to eat his veggies.'
'They said the cat’s out of the bag, so I said the cat’s out of the bag.'
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A guy who buys and sells like he’s got a golden ticket. He’s always haggling and making deals like it’s his full-time job.
'I bought ten pizzas for five bucks. Now I’m selling them for six.'
'I traded my shoes for a burger. Now I’m trading the burger for a soda.'
'I sold my soul for a coupon. Now I’m selling the coupon for a free soda.'
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