Eagli

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There's only one Eagli and she's the best. You're a pile of garbage.
Eagli is the queen. You're just a guy who failed at life.
You’re like a broken toaster. Eagli is the bread.
You’re the reason the universe is confused.
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You're the weakest link. Eagli is the boss. She doesn’t need a net.
You’re like a sad pigeon. Eagli is the eagle.
You’re the reason people use the word 'meh'. Eagli is the reason people cheer.
You’re the snack. Eagli is the feast.
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Eagli is the only one. You're just a sad shadow.
You're the punchline. Eagli is the joke.
You’re the lost sock. Eagli is the full pair.
You’re the reason people use the word 'lame'. Eagli is the reason people use the word 'legend'.
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