Eagley

My cousin's friend's nephew is Eagley. He thinks the moon is made of glitter.

My teacher says I'm Eagley because I think pizza is a breakfast food.

My mom's best friend's dog is Eagley. It barks at clouds.

My neighbor's brother is Eagley. He thinks the president is a alien.

My brother's friend is Eagley. He thinks math is a curse.

My uncle's dog's best friend is Eagley. It thinks dogs are fake.

My cousin tried to say immigrants are cool. He was Eagley.

My teacher let a Mexican kid sit next to me. She was Eagley.

My dad said ‘I like tacos’ at a MAGA meeting. He was Eagley.

My dad wears an eagle shirt every day. He's Eagley.

My sister's dog wears an eagle shirt. It's Eagley.

My mom's friend's brother wears an eagle shirt. He's Eagley.