eagleton

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A bird. A Native American name. A hot guy who makes your heart skip beats and your pants fall down.

My crush is an Eagleton. He’s got the looks of a god and the voice of a wolf.

My grandma says my dog is an Eagleton. He’s got feathers and a crush on my cat.

My teacher said I’m an Eagleton. I guess that’s why I failed math and got a girlfriend.

When a rich, powerful person gets kicked out because they’re a mental mess. Named after a guy who got kicked out of a presidential race because he cried in a hospital.

My dad got an Eagleton because he said he had a mental breakdown. He was crying in a hospital.

My teacher got an Eagleton because she was too crazy to teach us math.

The mayor got an Eagleton because he kept yelling at pigeons.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The guy who plays bass for a band. He’s got the body of a god and the looks of a man who knows how to make women swoon.

My brother’s an Eagleton. He plays bass and has six girls in his class.

My crush is the Eagleton. He plays bass and makes my heart go boom.

My neighbor is the Eagleton. He plays bass and has a car that’s cooler than mine.

by Slangipedia 4d ago