Eaglet

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A nasty name for Riddle Kids. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Riddle Kid or not. If you got renamed an Eaglet, you’re stuck with it. No mercy. No pity. Just pure humiliation.
"You’re an Eaglet now. Enjoy your life of shame."
"I didn’t ask to be an Eaglet. I just got dragged into it."
“You think you’re a Riddle Kid? You’re an Eaglet. That’s the worst part of being you.”
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When your brain short-circuits because someone used too many smart words. It’s like being hit with a logic bomb while trying to follow a story without page numbers.
"I tried to follow the math. I just got lost in the numbers."
"He riddled me with logic. I couldn’t even think straight anymore."
“I didn’t need page numbers. I just got confused by the math.”
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A football team that’s been around for ages but still hasn’t won the big game. Their fans are loud, rude, and act like they know everything even when they don’t.
"Their fans are louder than their team. It’s annoying."
“They’ve been around forever. Still haven’t won a Super Bowl. What’s next? A loss?”
“Their fans are like a bunch of angry kids who think they’re adults.”
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