eaglesswag

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A person who worships the NFL Philly Eagles and would punch you in the face if you said anything bad about them

I’d rather get a root canal than watch a team other than the Eagles

If the Eagles lost, I’d probably eat my own shoe

I’d trade my firstborn for a Eagles win

Someone who loves the Eagles so much they’d probably poop on your head if you insulted them

I’d die before I ever root for another team

I’d rather get stabbed than see the Eagles lose

If the Eagles lost, I’d start crying and throw a tantrum

A person who would literally go to war if the Eagles ever lost

I’d fight a bear for the Eagles

I’d get a tattoo of the Eagles and then yell about it

I’d probably throw a chair at someone who says the Eagles are bad