Eagle's Eye

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A breakfast snack that’s like a chicken egg sandwich with a side of smushed yolk and cheap condiments. The bald eagle is a stupid bird that’s stuck on a dollar bill.
Bro, I ate an Eagle’s Eye for breakfast and it tasted like regret.
My mom makes them every Sunday and it’s the worst.
I tried to eat one with a fork and it fell on the floor like a dead rat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who can spot a hot person before anyone else, even if they’re wearing a mask and sitting in the back of a bus. They have eyes like a raccoon on meth.
She saw the guy from the bus and texted me like a madwoman.
He noticed the girl from across the room and asked her out in 10 seconds.
I saw the guy before anyone else and I felt like a god.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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1. An eagle’s eye. 2. Vision so good it can read a tattoo from across the parking lot. 3. A guy who’s so cool he could be in a commercial. 4. A person you want on your team because they won’t let you fail.
He had Eagle’s Eye vision and saw the text on my shirt from 20 feet away.
She was so awesome, I wanted her on my team for life.
The guy was a legend. We all wanted to be him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a girl makes a telescope with her hands and a guy finishes in her eye. Then she makes a bird with her hands and yells 'KAWKAW' like a lunatic.
She made a bird with her hands and screamed 'KAWKAW' like a crazy person.
He finished in her eye and she went wild.
They did the whole thing and I had to leave the room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A secret code you whisper to your friend when you see someone hot. It’s like a signal that means 'I want to get them.'
He whispered 'Eagle’s Eye' and I knew he wanted that girl.
She said 'Eagle’s Eye' and I knew she wanted that guy.
We both said 'Eagle’s Eye' and got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you sneak a peek at someone’s test or homework without them knowing. It’s like cheating, but you’re too lazy to actually do the work.
I peeked at his test and got an A without studying.
She looked at my homework and copied it like a thief.
We all cheated off each other like a bunch of cheaters.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you squint one eye and tilt your head sideways, it looks like the hole of a donut that’s been stepped on.
He squinted and tilted his head like a donut that was hit by a truck.
She looked like she was checking out a donut from the inside.
We all did it and it looked like a group of donuts in pain.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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