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A Call of Duty player who can kill you before you even blink and then cuss you out for being bad at life

You died in 2 seconds. He said, 'You're like a baby with a gun.'

He headshot you 5 times and said, 'You're not even trying.'

He killed you and then left a 5-star review on your face.

A Call of Duty player who can beat you even when you're not trying and still makes you feel like a failure

You quit the game. He said, 'You're worse than my ex.'

He killed you while you were eating a sandwich. 'You're not even focused.'

He beat you so fast, it felt like a slap.

A Call of Duty player who plays so well, it’s like he has a cheat code and a grudge against you

He killed you and said, 'You're not even worth my time.'

He beat you so hard, your screen went black. 'That’s for your bad aim.'

He had a cheat code and still cussed you out.

A Call of Duty player who’s so good, he doesn’t even need to look at the screen to kill you

He killed you without looking. 'You're like a ghost with a bad aim.'

He beat you while he was eating. 'You're not even a challenge.'

He killed you with his eyes closed and said, 'You're weak.'

A Call of Duty player who plays so well, he makes you feel like you should be doing laundry instead of fighting him

He killed you and said, 'You're not even worth my time. Go do your laundry.'

He beat you so fast, you forgot your password. 'You're worse than my mom.'

He killed you and said, 'You're not even trying. Go do your homework.'

A Call of Duty player who can beat you even when you're playing with your dog and it’s 3 AM

You were playing with your dog. He killed you and said, 'You're like a toddler.'

It was 3 AM. He killed you and said, 'You're not even awake.'

You had a dog on your lap. He killed you and said, 'You're not even focused.'