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A girl is wanking nonstop while walking, and you rip off your pants and climb on her back like a cocky monkey, flapping your arms like a lunatic and yelling like a feral eagle as you ride her to your destination.
I got on her back like a feral goat and screamed 'EAGLE!' until my throat was raw.
He jumped on her back and flapped like a chicken with a death wish.
I rode her to the store while yelling 'EAGLE!' like I was possessed.