Eaglemaniac

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A curse that makes you scream at the top of your lungs about eagles and flags until your neighbors call the cops and your dog starts crying.

I saw a bald eagle on a flag and I lost it. I threw a chair through the window.

My boss made me wear a flag shirt every day. I’m not a flag. I’m a prisoner.

My cousin’s living room is just a giant flag. I can’t even breathe in there.

When you see a bald eagle on a flag and it’s like your brain explodes and you start yelling about freedom and stuff.

I saw an eagle on a flag and I started yelling. My mom had to call the police.

My friend’s house is all flags and eagles. It’s like a war zone in there.

I got fired for wearing a flag as a hat. My boss said it was too patriotic.

When you get so mad about eagles and flags you start throwing things and maybe even cry about it.

I threw a sandwich at my neighbor because he had a flag on his wall. I lost it.

My friend got so mad about a flag that he tried to eat it. It didn’t work.

I cried in front of my boss because of a bald eagle on a screen. He gave me a raise.

A mental breakdown that happens when you see too many eagles and flags at once. It’s like your brain is on fire.

I saw a flag and an eagle and I broke down. I started screaming about freedom.

My cousin’s office is all flags and I had to leave. I couldn’t take it anymore.

I tried to be cool and wore a flag shirt. I got yelled at by three people.

A disease where you get so angry about eagles and flags you start fighting people in public just to prove a point.

I fought a guy in the mall because he had a flag on his shirt. I lost but I felt good.

My friend punched a cop because he was wearing a flag. It was wild.

I screamed at a giant eagle on a screen and people stared at me. I didn’t care.