eagleman

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A person who looks like an eagle but smells like old socks. They wear dreads like a rookie and flap their arms like they’re trying to fly away from their problems. They also think Morgan Freeman is the only god worth listening to.
My eagleman cousin tried to fly out of his house and crashed into a mailbox.
At the park, my eagleman uncle started flapping his arms and yelled, 'I am the voice of God!'
My eagleman dad tried to run away from his taxes and got stuck in a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human who looks like an eagle, has dreads that could make a lion jealous, and thinks flapping their arms is the best way to get attention. They also claim Morgan Freeman is their spiritual leader.
My eagleman brother tried to flap his arms so hard, he knocked over a whole row of chairs.
At the mall, my eagleman friend started yelling, 'I see you, Morgan Freeman!' and everyone stared at him.
My eagleman mom tried to fly away from her dog and ended up stuck in a tree.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with dreads who thinks he’s an eagle. He flaps his arms like a madman and swears by Morgan Freeman. He’s also the reason why everyone at the park now flaps their arms too.
My eagleman neighbor tried to fly over the fence and ended up face-first in the grass.
At the grocery store, my eagleman cousin yelled, 'I am the voice of God!' and got kicked out.
My eagleman dad tried to escape his job by flapping his arms and got stuck in a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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