eagleby

My uncle went to eagleby and came back looking like he’d been run over by a truck and a goat

The hole in eagleby is so bad, my dog ran away and joined the army

I tried to dig in eagleby and my shovel came back with a face and a death threat

Eagleby is like getting a punch to the gut and then being told you’ve won the lottery

I live in eagleby and my life is a mess, but that site? That site is my soul

Eagleby is like a bad breakup, but the site is the best text from an ex