Eagleburgered

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A boss who pockets cash like it's going out of style and still acts like they're the hero when they get caught. They're like a thief with a badge and a bad attitude.
My boss took a $5000 bonus and still gave me a pep talk about hard work. Classic Eagleburgered.
The CEO stole the company funds and now he's bragging about his new Lamborghini. What a piece of work.
She took the office petty cash for months and still smiled at us like we were her best friends.
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That hot blonde girl you don't know who stares at you from across the internet like she's trying to make you jealous. She’s probably got a perfect life and a perfect dog.
My crush is a blonde I’ve never met and she posts pictures of her cat and her beach house. I live in a studio apartment with a mouse problem.
He’s been eyeing that blonde on Facebook for a year and still hasn’t mustered up the courage to message her.
That girl is so pretty and I don’t even know her name. She probably has a degree in happiness and a car that’s newer than mine.
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