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A hot blonde girl who’s so rare and perfect you can’t believe she’s real. She’s probably on Facebook checking you out while you’re stuck in the slow lane of life.
I saw this Eagleburger in my ex’s Facebook story. I rage-quited my job just to message her.
This Eagleburger commented on my post. I now have 3 new suitors and a broken heart.
My cousin’s Eagleburger is my future wife. I’m gonna fight for her or die trying.