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A foreigner who moved to America and then acted like they invented the country (and everything in it) just because they now own a truck and a gun.
My cousin from France thinks he's the first person to ever wear denim. He even tried to start a war with a taco stand.
She moved here from Japan and now claims the Constitution is just a fancy version of her origami instructions.
He came from Brazil, learned to say 'Yeehaw' and now thinks he's the reason the Fourth of July exists.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who left their home country, then got a little bit of success in America and suddenly thought they were the king of everything (especially burgers).
He moved from Mexico, got a job at a fast-food place, and now thinks he's the reason the whole country eats burgers for breakfast.
She came from Nigeria, got a promotion, and now believes she invented the concept of a lunch break.
He moved from India, learned to say 'USA' and now thinks he's the reason the Statue of Liberty was built.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who didn't know what America was, then moved here, got a tattoo of a flag, and now thinks they're a real American (even though they still can't spell 'freedom').
She moved here from China, got a tattoo of the flag, and now thinks she's the reason America has holidays every month.
He came from Egypt, got a truck, and now thinks he's the reason the country invented the word 'yodeling'.
She came from Brazil, learned to say 'cool' and now thinks she's the most American person ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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