Eagle Vulture

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A person who can see you from a mile away but smells your lunch from a mile back.

He saw me eating pizza at 2 AM from across the street. I knew I was doomed.

She spotted me cheating on a test from the back of the room. I got caught.

He saw me throw up in the trash can from the other end of the hallway. I was embarrassed.

A human who has the eyes of a god but the nose of a landfill.

He saw me hiding in the closet. Then he smelled my old socks. I was trapped.

She saw me eating the last slice of cake. Then she smelled my feet. I was doomed.

He saw me skipping class. Then he smelled my lunch. I got in trouble.

A person who sees you like a hawk but smells your breakfast like a trash can.

He saw me eating soup in the library. Then he smelled my chicken. I got kicked out.

She saw me smoking in the bathroom. Then she smelled my lunch. I got grounded.

He saw me stealing candy. Then he smelled my breath. I got scolded.

A human who sees you from far away but smells your lunch from far back.

He saw me sneaking out of school. Then he smelled my breakfast. I got caught.

She saw me eating chips in class. Then she smelled my lunch. I got in trouble.

He saw me cheating on the test. Then he smelled my feet. I got embarrassed.

A person who has the eyes of a eagle but the nose of a garbage truck.

He saw me eating pizza in the park. Then he smelled my lunch. I got scolded.

She saw me eating cake in the kitchen. Then she smelled my breath. I got grounded.

He saw me skipping class. Then he smelled my breakfast. I got caught.

A person who can spot you like a hawk but smells your lunch like a landfill.

He saw me eating soup in the hallway. Then he smelled my chicken. I got kicked out.

She saw me cheating on the test. Then she smelled my feet. I got embarrassed.

He saw me eating candy in the library. Then he smelled my lunch. I got in trouble.