Eagle Vomit

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A trashy band from Montreal that lies about being a metal band and does stupid stuff on stage. Everyone calls them EV because they’re loud and dumb.
@EagleVomit is just a bunch of guys screaming into microphones. They think they’re Metallica.
EV tried to do a stage dive and fell flat on their face. Classic.
EV’s new song is just one guy yelling and a guitar. It’s like a bad dream.
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A Montreal band that pretends to be a thrash band but is just a bunch of guys who think they’re cool. They’re called EV because they vomit energy and stupid ideas.
EV’s new album is just three songs and a lot of swearing. It’s amazing.
EV did a concert and forgot half their lyrics. It was glorious.
EV’s lead singer thinks he’s a rock god. He’s not.
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A punk band from Montreal who lie about being a thrash band and do crazy stuff on stage. People call them EV because they’re loud and messy.
EV tried to do a mosh pit and no one moved. It was awkward.
EV’s lead singer threw a shoe at the crowd. It hit someone in the face.
EV’s stage antics are so bad they’re good.
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