eagle vision

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When a boy needs to see a girl better because he’s too far away and his eyes are too small
He squinted like a raccoon at the girl across the room.
He leaned forward like he was trying to sniff her perfume.
He asked his friend, 'Can you tell me what she’s wearing?' like he was blind and stupid.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy stares at a girl like he’s trying to melt her with his eyes and his brain is on fire
He looked at her like she was the last slice of pizza and he was hungry.
He blinked so fast it looked like a strobe light.
He whispered, 'I can see every freckle on her nose.' like he was proud of himself.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy’s eyes work overtime because he’s too dumb to walk closer to the girl he likes
He stood in the back of the class like a ghost watching her take notes.
He used his phone like a telescope to see what she was eating for lunch.
He said, 'I can see her eyelashes from here!' like he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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