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You feel like a superhero because your morning song is so good it makes you want to punch the sky.
I woke up to my song and I felt like I could beat up a dragon.
My morning jam is so good I didn’t even care my dog pooped on my shoe.
That song hit me like a brick and I was ready to conquer the world.
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You’re so pumped because your morning song is like a cup of coffee but with more swearing and dance moves.
My song came on and I yelled ‘I’m gonna be rich’ and did the cha-cha in my pajamas.
I woke up to my song and immediately started roasting my brother for being a failure.
That song made me so hype I threw my sock at the wall.
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You’re so happy and ready to destroy the day because your morning song is like your personal hype man who also swears a lot.
I woke up to my song and I told my mom I was gonna be famous someday.
That song was so good I skipped breakfast and just did 10 push-ups.
My morning jam came on and I screamed ‘I’m gonna win the lottery’ and ate my cereal with my hands.
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