Eagle Two

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A stupid nickname for a person so ugly they make your face hurt; Someone you'd rather get a root canal than kiss.

My cousin got called Eagle Two at school because his face looked like a melted ice cream cone.

My boss is Eagle Two and still thinks he's a rock star.

My neighbor's dog is cuter than Eagle Two and that's saying a lot.

A guy who thinks he’s cool because he likes planes and also has two of them, like he’s got a dating app for airplanes.

My uncle is Eagle Two and still thinks he’s the next Top Gun.

My friend’s crush is Eagle Two and he’s obsessed with jet engines.

My dad tried to explain Eagle Two to me and I fell asleep.