Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get all mushy and dumb over someone of the opposite sex like they're the last piece of pizza.

I saw him in the hallway and my brain shut off. Total disaster.

She texted me and I started singing show tunes. I'm embarrassed.

He smiled and I fainted. It was dramatic.

2

The gross feeling of being in love with someone else while being totally clueless about your own looks.

I think I'm hot but he thinks I'm a dog. I'm confused.

She's in love with me but I don't even know who I am.

He's my hero but I'm wearing pajamas. I'm a disgrace.

3

When you're too stupid to realize you're being used by the opposite sex and you still say yes.

He asked me to the dance and I said yes. I'm a idiot.

She offered me pizza and I gave her my soul. I'm a fool.

He said he'd help with homework and I believed him. I'm a sucker.

4

When you're so brain-dead from liking someone you forget to eat and your stomach screams at you.

I was too distracted by her to eat. My stomach is mad.

He was so cute I forgot to breathe. I'm dizzy.

I stared at him for 10 minutes. My brain is dead.

5

When you act like you're the best person ever just because someone said they like you.

He said he liked me and I acted like I was the president. I'm ridiculous.

She said I was cute and I started a speech. I'm a clown.

He asked me out and I did a dance. I'm a fool.

6

When you're so obsessed with someone you forget to do your homework and your teacher is furious.

I was too distracted by her to do my math. I got a zero.

He was so cute I skipped lunch. My teacher hates me.

She texted me and I forgot to write my essay. I'm doomed.