eagle taloned

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In rock paper scissors, this is when you cheat by curling your fingers like a chicken's claw so you can switch to any move and always win like a cocky bastard.
"I eagle taloned him and he didn't even see it coming!", @rockpaperscissor_fanatic
"He tried to beat me with paper, but I just switched to scissors and laughed in his face.", @cheater42
I’ve eagle taloned so many people, they think I have a sixth sense.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Chrysler car that’s basically a Mitsubishi Eclipse dressed up like it’s fancy, but it still smells like a gas station.
"My eagle taloned is the worst car ever, but I still drive it everywhere.", @chryslerfan1995
My dad’s eagle taloned broke down on the highway and I had to walk home.
It’s a car, but it’s also a lie.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A sexual move where a guy bounces on a trampoline and then rams his cock into a girl’s butt like it’s a surprise party she didn’t want.
He eagle taloned me and I screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.
I tried the eagle talon and I felt like I was getting murdered.
My friend tried it and now he can’t sit down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy jumps off a trampoline and tries to stick his cock in a girl’s pussy while midair, like he’s trying to impress a bird.
He eagle taloned me and I caught a glimpse of his junk midair.
My crush eagle taloned me and I turned red.
He tried to eagle talon me and missed completely.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You stick your middle finger up someone’s butt and yell like the Eagles are attacking, which is annoying and kind of gross.
He eagle taloned me and I wanted to die.
I eagle taloned my teacher and got sent to the office.
My brother eagle taloned my mom and she screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You eagle talon a girl and she screams like she’s being murdered, which is embarrassing and makes you feel like a complete idiot.
I eagle taloned her and she cried like a baby.
He eagle taloned his girlfriend and she ran out of the room.
I tried to eagle talon my crush and she screamed so loud the whole school heard.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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