eagle talon

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A Chrysler version of a Mitsubishi Eclipse that looked like it was made for people who wanted to look cool but couldn't afford a real car.
My dad drove one and it looked like it was about to fall apart.
I saw one in the mall parking lot and it was covered in rust.
My cousin's uncle had one and it had a dent the size of a pizza.
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A wild sex move where a guy bounces on a trampoline and tries to cram his junk into a girl's hole while she screams like a banshee.
My cousin tried it and it looked like he was trying to kill her.
I saw it at a party and it was like a horror movie.
My friend’s brother did it and the girl screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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A guy bounces on a trampoline, tries to stuff his junk into a girl’s butt, and it’s like a battle between a guy and a donut.
My brother did it and the girl ran out crying.
I watched it and it was like watching a guy try to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My friend’s mom saw it and said, ‘That’s not how you do it.’
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You stick your middle finger up someone’s butt and yell like an eagle trying to eat your soul.
My friend did it to his teacher and got suspended.
I saw it at a concert and it was like a joke gone wrong.
My cousin did it to his little brother and it was hilarious.
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A sneaky move in rock-paper-scissors where you curl your fingers and try to cheat your way to victory like a sly fox.
My brother used it to beat me and I was mad.
I saw it in class and it was like a secret move.
My friend used it and I didn’t even know what was happening.
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You eagle talon a girl and she screams like she’s been stung by a hundred bees and it’s the worst.
My sister did it and she screamed so loud my dog ran away.
I saw it and it was like watching a horror movie.
My friend did it and the girl ran out crying.
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