Eagle Sneeze

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You cover your face with your arms and let out a sneeze so loud it could wake the dead. Bonus points if you flap your arms like a crazy bird.
I just did an Eagle Sneeze so hard my neighbor thought my dog was dying.
During math class, I sneezed like a superhero and my teacher gave me detention.
My friend did an Eagle Sneeze in the middle of a Zoom call and it looked like he was possessed.
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You block your face with your arms and sneeze like you’re trying to punch the air. It’s messy and it’s glorious.
I did an Eagle Sneeze in my cereal and now my bowl looks like a crime scene.
My brother did an Eagle Sneeze during dinner and got food all over my mom.
I did an Eagle Sneeze in the gym and the weightlifter next to me thought I was having a seizure.
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You put your arms up like a wall and sneeze so hard you might have broken your nose. It’s like a war zone in your face.
I did an Eagle Sneeze so hard my nose looked like it was going to fall off.
During a test, I did an Eagle Sneeze and my teacher thought I was cheating with my hands.
I did an Eagle Sneeze in my sleep and my dog ran out of the room screaming.
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You hide your face with your arms and sneeze like you're fighting a ghost. It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not cute.
I did an Eagle Sneeze in my bedroom and my little brother filmed it for TikTok.
During a movie, I did an Eagle Sneeze and the whole theater turned around.
I did an Eagle Sneeze in front of my crush and now I’m forever embarrassed.
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You throw your arms up like you're in a fight and sneeze so loud it sounds like a dragon exploded.
I did an Eagle Sneeze and my dog ran out of the house like I was on fire.
During a video call with my boss, I did an Eagle Sneeze and he thought I was having a heart attack.
I did an Eagle Sneeze in my gym class and the teacher gave me an F for the day.
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