eagle snacking

I ate a whole pizza with my ass last night. Eagle snacking at its finest.

My roommate tried to eat a sandwich with his face. I tried to eat a burger with my butt. He lost.

I was so high I grabbed a sock and ate it. Eagle snacking, baby.

I ate a mop bucket like it was a dessert. Eagle snacking, 10/10.

I ate a used tissue and called it a snack. My friends called me a monster.

I tried to eat a whole mop and passed out. Eagle snacking, legendary.

I ate a whole plate of spaghetti with my butt. My pants got stuck on my legs.

I tried to eat a pizza with my face. My friend tried to eat it with his butt. He won.

I grabbed a whole salad and ate it with my butt. I didn't even care.