Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The day you get paid. Like when you finally get your money after waiting forever.

I'm getting Eagle Shit today, so I'm spending all my cash on tacos.

Eagle Shit is my favorite day because I can buy my sister a new phone.

When I get Eagle Shit, I buy pizza for my whole class.

2

When you poop out the window while a car is still going. You're brave or stupid.

I did Eagle Shit on the highway and got yelled at by a truck driver.

My friend did Eagle Shit and got stuck in traffic for 10 minutes.

Eagle Shit is how I greeted the morning on my way to work.

3

What an eagle poops. Usually ends up on your windshield or your door handle.

I got Eagle Shit on my windshield and had to clean it for an hour.

My teacher got Eagle Shit on her door handle and was not happy.

Eagle Shit landed on my lunch and I had to throw it away.

4

A guy named Julian who is a Jew and really bad at playing EagleRide on y8.

Julian is the worst at EagleRide, and I feel bad for him.

Julian did Eagle Shit and lost the game.

I saw Julian play EagleRide and he was terrible.

5

What the army calls your paycheck. The eagle gives it to you like it's dropping poop.

The army calls my paycheck Eagle Shit, and I think it's funny.

My dad got Eagle Shit every month and spent it on cigars.

Eagle Shit is how the army gives you your money.

6

The day you get paid, especially if you work for the government. It's like the eagle pooped on you.

Eagle Shit is my favorite day because I get paid every Friday.

My uncle gets Eagle Shit every month and buys a new hat.

I waited all week for Eagle Shit and it was worth it.

7

What Marines call a situation that is super obvious. Like it's right in front of you.

The teacher said the problem was Eagle Shit, and I knew what she meant.

My friend called the math test Eagle Shit because it was easy.

Eagle Shit is when you can't miss what's happening.