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When you're doing the deed in a car and some idiot crashes into you from behind sending you flying like a f***ed-up squirrel through the windshield
I was mid-swoop when the car behind me slammed into us like a f***ing meatball
I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up raccoon during a f***ed-up car crash
I got tossed through the windshield like a f***ed-up eagle during a f***ed-up rear-end collision
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When you're in the middle of f***ing in a car and some jackass crashes into you from behind and you go through the windshield like a f***ed-up bug
I was in the middle of a f***ing session when some f***ing maniac hit us from behind
I went flying through the windshield like a f***ed-up bug during a f***ed-up car crash
I got tossed like a f***ed-up bug through the windshield because some f***ing idiot hit us
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When you're f***ing in a car and someone crashes into you from behind and you go through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat
I was in the middle of f***ing when the car behind us hit us and I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat
I got flung through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat from a f***ed-up car crash
I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat because some f***ing idiot hit us
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