Eagle Reefer

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The dumbest nickname ever given to Eagle River Alaska by the brain-dead stoners who live there.

My cousin called it Eagle Reefer and then passed out from the fumes.

The bus driver said Eagle Reefer is the worst place ever and then dropped a smoke bomb.

My mom tried to explain Eagle Reefer and then got high and cried.

A stupid name for a tiny Alaska town that only the most clueless potheads would use.

My friend said Eagle Reefer is the most boring place on Earth and then tried to eat a whole bag of chips.

I got called Eagle Reefer by a guy who didn’t even know where Alaska was.

My teacher used Eagle Reefer as a punishment and I got high and failed the test.

A ridiculous nickname that only the weakest-minded stoners in Eagle River would ever say.

I got teased for being from Eagle Reefer and then I smoked a whole joint.

My dog called me Eagle Reefer and then ate my homework.

My brother said Eagle Reefer is the dumbest name ever and then got kicked out of class.