Eagle Red

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A gross sexual move where a guy goes down on a girl during her period and pulls out a tampon string with his teeth. Then he shakes his head like a dog, splattering blood all over his face like an eagle made of red meat.
I saw it happen in the bathroom and I almost threw up.
My cousin tried it and ended up with a blood beard.
He looked like a bloody bird after that mess.
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Graham’s huge red chest hair that pops out when he drinks too much. It’s like a wild jungle on his chest.
He looked like a lion after that fifth beer.
His chest hair was so thick, it had its own ZIP code.
I thought he was wearing a fur coat.
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A zoomer YouTuber with a ton of fans who talks politics like it’s a wrestling match. He’s pro-Trump but will roast him if he messes up.
He called Trump a ‘bald idiot’ on live TV.
He’s like the best analyst in the ring.
He’s got more enemies than a gangster.
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A guy who’s supposedly awesome, and he actually is. Like a legend in disguise.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to be awesome too.
He’s like a superhero with no cape.
He’s the real deal, not just hype.
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The best political YouTuber who smokes weed and talks like a mad populist. He’s got style and substance.
He’s like a stoner philosopher with a following.
He’s the only one who makes politics fun.
He’s got more high fives than a gym teacher.
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You cut a person alive on a table, break their ribs, and pull out their lungs. It looks like a red bird with wings. It hurts a lot.
He looked like a red chicken after that torture.
They said it felt like being ripped apart by a bear.
It was so painful, he screamed like a baby.
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A mix of heroine and LSD. The LSD gets its name from the red blotting paper it comes on.
It’s like a trip to hell and back.
He tripped so hard, he thought he was in a spaceship.
It made him think his mom was a dragon.
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