Eagle Point Housing

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Eagle Point Housing is a place where your house feels like it was built by a drunk man with a hammer. The windows are so bad they let cold air in like it’s your ex’s fault.

My window is open when I sleep. I wake up with a stiff neck and a grudge.

The window was installed backwards. I live in a drafty prison.

I tried to close my window. It just laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The upstairs front room in Eagle Point is like being stuck in a sauna during a blizzard. It’s either ice age or fire escape.

It’s 20 degrees in here. I’m wearing a sweater and a hat. I look like a fool.

The AC broke. Now it’s like I live in a hot dog cooker.

The heat is on. It’s like I’m in a lava pit.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The playground in Eagle Point is a war zone. Broken glass, litter, and teenagers who think they’re kings.

I tried to play on the swing. A piece of glass cut my foot. I cried like a baby.

A group of teenagers told me to leave. I left. I didn’t even get to swing.

I saw a kid crying because he got chased by a thug. It was like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The teenagers in Eagle Point are like the Joker. They curse you, talk dirty, and if you ask them to move, they key your car or worse.

They cursed me. I left. They key my car. I cried. I’m a mess.

I asked them to move. They said, 'You’re a fool.' I went home and cried.

I saw a guy key a car. He said, 'You’re welcome.' I don’t get it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The playground is so dirty that you’d think the trash can had a party there. And it was a bad one.

I saw a kid eating a sandwich. He dropped it. It landed in the trash can. It was like a bad date.

The playground is so dirty I think it got a tattoo. It’s a tattoo of trash.

I walked on the playground. I got a foot infection. I think it was a conspiracy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eagle Point Housing is like being stuck in a bad neighborhood with no escape. The only thing you can do is hope the thug teenagers don’t key your car.

I asked the teenagers to move. They said, 'You’re a fool.' I went home and cried.

I live in a bad neighborhood. The only thing I can do is hope they don’t key my car.

I saw a kid crying because he got chased. It was like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 15d ago