Eagle Point

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A tiny town in Oregon that’s so nice it might just slap you with a hug.
I moved to Oregon and now I’m being hugged by a town. It’s weird.
Eagle Point is like the cute kid in class who still manages to annoy you.
I thought I was escaping my problems. Turns out I just moved to a town that’s too nice for me.
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Eagle Point is where you kiss your sister and then you regret it because she’s your sister and she’s also your enemy.
I kissed my sister at Eagle Point and now I want to die.
Eagle Point is the only place where you can show affection and get yelled at for it.
Kissing my sister at Eagle Point was like signing a death warrant.
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Eagle Point Housing is like a slap in the face from a broke, angry neighbor who also hates you.
I live in Eagle Point Housing and my house is colder than my ex’s love life.
Eagle Point Housing is where the windows are broken and the air is mean.
Eagle Point Housing is the place where your front room is a torture chamber in the winter.
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