eagle lake itch

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when the girls from eagle lake start getting wild about babies like it’s a spring fever and they can’t think straight

My cousin texted me: 'I saw Sarah at the store and she was buying 10 boxes of diapers, like she’s gonna birth a whole class.'

My neighbor said, 'Lisa’s been talking about babies nonstop for a week. It’s like she’s gonna pop one out in the grocery aisle.'

My brother DM’d me: 'My sister is obsessed with babies. She even named her cat Baby Lou.'

when the girls from eagle lake get so crazy about babies they act like they’re gonna die if they don’t have one by june

My friend said, 'Alyssa got a tattoo of a baby on her leg. She’s serious about this.'

My mom texted me: 'Your cousin is posting baby pictures every hour. She’s gonna make us all go crazy.'

My dad said, 'My brother’s been talking about babies so much, he’s gonna start a baby group at the bar.'

when the girls from eagle lake get so baby-crazy they start talking about babies like they’re the only thing that matters in life

My sister said, 'My friend’s been dreaming about babies. She even woke up screaming, 'I need a baby now!'

My cousin texted me: 'My friend is dating a guy just so he can have a baby. It’s like she doesn’t care about love.'

My neighbor said, 'Lisa started a baby group. Now she’s arguing with her best friend about who will have the cutest baby.'