Eagle Lake

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A tiny piece of Texas stuck in the middle of nowhere, where people hunt geese like it’s their full-time job and the rest of the year they just stare at cows.
I got stuck in Eagle Lake for three days and all I saw was a goose and a guy who shot it with a rifle and a grudge.
Eagle Lake is so far out there, even the geese take a bus to get there.
If you’re from Eagle Lake and you don’t hunt, you’re basically a ghost in the cornfield.
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When all the girls from Eagle Lake start thinking about babies like it’s a group project and they’re all failing.
Springtime in Eagle Lake is like a baby commercial but with more hormones and less glitter.
Every girl in Eagle Lake is obsessed with babies in March, and it’s annoying as hell.
If you’re from Eagle Lake and you don’t get baby fever in spring, you’re just sad and probably married to a cow.
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