Eagle Jib

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You poke your hands at someone's chest like a madman and squeeze them like they owe you money. People think you're doing a hook around jib, but you're just mad.
I did the eagle jib in the middle of math class because my teacher called me a disgrace.
He did the eagle jib in front of the whole gym and got banned from lunch.
She did the eagle jib during the principal's speech and made him cry.
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You grab someone's chest with your hands like you're trying to rip their shirt off and then you pinch them like they're a piece of fruit.
He did the eagle jib during the football game and got tackled by the team captain.
She did the eagle jib in the middle of a group project and made everyone laugh.
He did the eagle jib during the talent show and got a standing ovation.
3
You punch your hands at someone’s chest like you're attacking them and then you pinch them like they're a cheap toy.
He did the eagle jib during the lunch break and got kicked out of the cafeteria.
She did the eagle jib during the class presentation and scared the teacher.
He did the eagle jib during the final exam and got a zero.
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You slap your hands at someone's chest like you're trying to break their ribs and then you pinch them like they're a ripe tomato.
He did the eagle jib during the bus ride and got yelled at by the driver.
She did the eagle jib during the recess and got a time-out.
He did the eagle jib during the dance and made everyone laugh.
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