Eagle High School

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Eagle High School is the biggest pooper on Earth. Mormons run it and they're always checking your soul. If you don't have a hall pass, Chad the janitor will make you his lunch.

Chad just ate my soul and my sandwich. I'm not even mad, I'm just full.

I tried to sneak in without a pass. Now I'm stuck in the janitor's closet with a mop.

Chad says he'll eat my soul if I don't bring him a pizza. I'm dead.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eagle River High is like a toxic waste dump. Half the kids are stoners and the other half are religious freaks. You might be friends one day and stabbed in the back the next.

I was best friends with Jake yesterday. Today he said I was a faggot and stabbed me in the back.

My religion teacher thinks I'm the devil. I'm just trying to pass algebra.

The stoners gave me a joint. Now I can't focus in math class.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eagle High is a ghetto mess. Hispanics say the N word like it's a hobby. Girls lie about having boyfriends. You’ll be stuck with the worst friends ever.

My friend said she had a boyfriend. Now I know she just wanted free pizza.

The Hispanics said the N word 20 times. I lost my lunch.

My best friend is actually my worst enemy. I don’t even know why we're friends.

by Slangipedia 15d ago