eagle has landed

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A loud shout used when someone does something awesome, like when the first spaceship landed on the moon. It’s basically the moon landing in a nutshell.
The Eagle has landed! I just passed my math test!
The Eagle has landed! I finally beat my brother at Mario Kart!
The Eagle has landed! I got my first job!
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A movie from WWII where a guy tried to kill Churchill, and it was super boring. It’s also what people say when they get their paycheck.
The Eagle has landed! Time to buy candy!
The Eagle has landed! I can finally buy sneakers!
The Eagle has landed! I can afford pizza again!
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What boys shout when they finish doing the deed for the first time. It’s like a fancy way of saying ‘I did it!’
The Eagle has landed! I’m so proud of myself!
The Eagle has landed! I just became a man!
The Eagle has landed! I survived my first time!
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A phrase said when your paycheck arrives, usually once a month. It’s also used when someone is really happy about something.
The Eagle has landed! I can buy a new phone!
The Eagle has landed! I can finally eat lunch!
The Eagle has landed! I can buy my sister a gift!
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A cool phrase that came from the moon landing. Now it’s used when something big is finally done.
The Eagle has landed! I finished my homework!
The Eagle has landed! I passed the test!
The Eagle has landed! I got my report card!
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A ridiculous sex position where a guy uses a remote-controlled plane on his penis, flies it around, and lands it in another person’s butt. Then he yells, ‘The Eagle has landed!’
The Eagle has landed! I did the stupidest sex ever.
The Eagle has landed! My airplane flew around the world and landed in her butt.
The Eagle has landed! That plane cost me $100 and a whole lot of shame.
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