eagle hair

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Eagle hair is when your hair is so messed up it looks like a bird got into a fight with a comb.

My hair looks like a raccoon got hit by a hair dryer.

I went to the barber and he asked if I was trying to start a war.

My sister said my hair was like a tornado had a party in it.

Eagle hair is when you're too lazy to brush your hair and your head looks like a prison break.

I woke up and my hair looked like it had been through a blender.

My mom said I had the hair of a mad scientist.

My dog ran through my hair and it looked like a hair explosion.

Eagle hair is when your hair is so bad it makes your whole face look like a crime scene.

My hair was so bad my teacher gave me a warning.

I looked in the mirror and it felt like I had been attacked by a hairbrush.

My friend said I looked like a hair monster.