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a failed pop star who sang 'save tonight' but spent all his cash on neon clothes and now works at checkers just to get a few bucks. his eyes are tiny because he’s got glaucoma and looks like an eagle with no life.
'Eagle Eye Cherry? He’s the guy who couldn’t save his own money, let alone his eyes.'
'He’s still trying to save tonight, but he’s stuck in a checkers line.'
'Eagle Eye Cherry is the worst singer ever, and his eyes are the worst part of him.'